Terrible Nightmare

I awoke this morning to a horrible dream. In the dream I was trying to enter a web address on a mobile site, I couldn't enter hyphens and it was really beginning to annoy me. So much so that it woke me up.

A sketch of the mobile keyboard from my dream
In the dream, the buttons were laid out alphabetically in light blue with a thick purple border.

The problem was that the mobile vendor decided to allow bespoke keyboard designs. So the marketeers had gotten involved and we had:

I need to stop dreaming about work and vendors need to publish style guides straight away.